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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:21
No, not a chance
They put up a sign reading
Minds and Behinds
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good.
Top Cardiovascular Researcher Sounds Alarm Over Current Heart Health Guidelines - SciTechDaily
Everyone loved it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Nuts and Butts
What are some prime examples of gibberish from the bible?
Thumbs down again.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No way
Why did the UK Supreme Court rule that transgender women are not women?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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share office space ...
Then came..
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Loons and Moons
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Just Forget it!
How do you know when your skirt is too short?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Hysterias & Posteriors
First Map Made of a Solid’s Secret Quantum Geometry - quantamagazine.org
So they tried
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Fans criticize Beyoncé for shirt calling Native Americans ‘the enemies of peace’ - AP News
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No go.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Next, they tried...
Still no good